I feel the need to explain why I’ve neglected the blog for so long. I have Borderline Personality Disorder. This is a complicated, multilayered mental illness I’ll have all my life. It can’t be cured, just managed with meds and therapy. That being said, there’s no one combination of meds that work for everyone at… Continue reading Crippled, Blind, And Crazy.
It’s a normal day, except it’s Mother’s Day AND my 12th Anniversary. On this auspicious day, I’m staying in bed the entire day. So, as I’m watching Markiplier and having impure thoughts, it struck me: I want to go to Italy. I’m daydreaming all day about all the trouble I’d get into there. I’d also… Continue reading Double Day and Daydreams
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I’d like to give a few words of advice: don’t be this man… Gentlemen, the best move you can have in your sex arsenal is oral sex. Do it right, you’ll have a pleased woman who’s happy to reciprocate. There’s no right or wrong way, unless you use teeth. To paraphrase Sam Kinneson, if you… Continue reading Gentlemen, A Word about DJ Khaled
Wow it’s been 7 months since I last visited my little domain. I’ve been busting my ass on my other blog, Jealous Sounds, and it’s now a grind. So, you’ll see me more on Cattywampus Universe in the next few months. Gonna broaden my subjects a bit, but they’ll still be the perversion you’ve come… Continue reading I’m Back…
Stephen Toulouse, or rather Stepto, passed away Friday. He was a man of great stature in many spheres: XBox, cyber security, nerd culture. We Twitter followed each other, I never got to meet him in person, but, I felt we were friends. He tweeted me out of the blue over a year ago. I was… Continue reading Goodbye Sweetie
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I’ve neglected this blog for far too long, with Jealous Sounds taking up my writing attention. I’ve decided to switch it up a bit, and post on sexual topics in addition to my personal experiences. This is a ripe time to discuss sexuality, with the social and political upheaval occurring not just in the U.S.,… Continue reading Update
Pain without love Pain, I can’t get enough Pain, I like it rough ‘Cause I’d rather feel pain than nothing at all… -3 Doors Down- There comes a time in every slut’s life where she must change course. The usual fare of the sexually strange just isn’t enough. I’m looking out on the vast wasteland… Continue reading Pain..
This week is the 1 year anniversary of Cattywampus Universe coming into existence. In the beginning, I thought I had a finite amount of time to tell the story of my crazy life. Turns out life is funny that way, that she makes the rules. Life decided I needed more time, and she gave it.… Continue reading Happy One Year Anniversary!
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