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Happy Yuletide-Winter Solstice

So the shortest day came, and the year died, And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive, And when the… Continue reading Happy Yuletide-Winter Solstice

Humor · Sexuality


Pubic hair: nature’s way of keeping the vajay warm. For some freaky damn reason, completely hairless coochy is the expected norm nowadays. So much, in fact, that a whole generation of young Americans now believe there’s no way to have lush vegetation on your ladybits and be “normal”. Young males are especially confused on this.… Continue reading Bush

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50 More Shades of Horse Shit

The new 50 Shades movie comes out in the next few weeks…great. Another incessant barrage of misinformation about BDSM. More confusion about what constitutes consent, and what is abuse. The whole damn thing makes me grumpy. Yeah, I can hear BDSM friends say, “But Z, it brings fresh faces into the lifestyle. Once they get… Continue reading 50 More Shades of Horse Shit

Cuba · Humor · Politics

Hola! Como estas Mi Amor?

Fidel Castro at long last fell victim to the assassin America could never send, time. To Cubans of all ages, it’s a time of trepidation and hope. Will Raul Castro finally implement the change needed to bring freedom and prosperity back to Cuba, now that he’s shackled? It’s really too soon to tell. But I… Continue reading Hola! Como estas Mi Amor?

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Kentucky Perverts

There’s an old joke among University of Kentucky Basketball fans which goes as follows: ” Do you know what the definition of a Kentucky Pervert is? It’s a person who prefers sex rather than basketball, especially in the month of March.” In this case it’s March 2006. The yearly statewide swinger’s St. Patrick’s Day Meet,… Continue reading Kentucky Perverts

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You Enjoy The Blogs? Please Give Me A Hand!

Hey gang, It’s been over six months since I started Jealous Sounds/Cattywampus Universe, and I’m so happy and grateful for the support! It seems y’all appreciate the twisted way my mind works. I’ve decide to expand the blogs to a full website, with merchandise, but I need your help! I’ve set up a Gofundme to… Continue reading You Enjoy The Blogs? Please Give Me A Hand!