Humor · Sexuality

Happy One Year Anniversary!

This week is the 1 year anniversary of Cattywampus Universe coming into existence. In the beginning, I thought I had a finite amount of time to tell the story of my crazy life. Turns out life is funny that way, that she makes the rules. Life decided I needed more time, and she gave it.… Continue reading Happy One Year Anniversary!

#ALS · Humor

The Shackles Are Off

For three long, tedious, arduous years, I stood under a big bucket of suck called an ALS diagnosis. For those of you unsure of what this is, Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis destroys your motor nerves: no motor nerves, no moving, no breathing , no eating. It’s typically a 2 year water slide to a horrific clusterfuck… Continue reading The Shackles Are Off

Humor · Polyamory · Sexuality · Swinging

Share and Share Alike

  The one question brought up most from vanillas about swingers and polyamory was how could I stand to see other women all over “my” man. Was jealousy a problem? I found it culturally interesting that in the Southern U.S., there wasn’t anything said about me, from other women, about being a willing and active… Continue reading Share and Share Alike

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Happy Yuletide-Winter Solstice

So the shortest day came, and the year died, And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive, And when the… Continue reading Happy Yuletide-Winter Solstice

Humor · Sexuality

Bush

Pubic hair: nature’s way of keeping the vajay warm. For some freaky damn reason, completely hairless coochy is the expected norm nowadays. So much, in fact, that a whole generation of young Americans now believe there’s no way to have lush vegetation on your ladybits and be “normal”. Young males are especially confused on this.… Continue reading Bush