The one question brought up most from vanillas about swingers and polyamory was how could I stand to see other women all over “my” man. Was jealousy a problem? I found it culturally interesting that in the Southern U.S., there wasn’t anything said about me, from other women, about being a willing and active… Continue reading Share and Share Alike
So the shortest day came, and the year died, And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive, And when the… Continue reading Happy Yuletide-Winter Solstice
There’s an old joke among University of Kentucky Basketball fans which goes as follows: ” Do you know what the definition of a Kentucky Pervert is? It’s a person who prefers sex rather than basketball, especially in the month of March.” In this case it’s March 2006. The yearly statewide swinger’s St. Patrick’s Day Meet,… Continue reading Kentucky Perverts
Hey gang, It’s been over six months since I started Jealous Sounds/Cattywampus Universe, and I’m so happy and grateful for the support! It seems y’all appreciate the twisted way my mind works. I’ve decide to expand the blogs to a full website, with merchandise, but I need your help! I’ve set up a Gofundme to… Continue reading You Enjoy The Blogs? Please Give Me A Hand!
Even though I was a practicing witch for most of my adult life, I never bought the concept of Tantric sex. What I’m speaking of is the extended male orgasm aspect of Tantra. It goes like this: men can achieve multiple orgasms without ejaculation. They can almost fuck forever. I couldn’t buy it until I… Continue reading Tantric Sex…It keeps Going, and Going…
I haunt Twitter for an embarrassing amount of time that could be better spent writing. Yesterday, a tweet came up about women asking if something makes them look fat. This tweet cut me. I felt the pain of the lady asking the question, since I’ve been fat my whole life. Then, another tweet popped up… Continue reading Do You Think I’m Sexy?!?
It’s 3 am, and you’ve been fucking for a half hour. The sex has been decent, but not spectacular. At this point, you just want to sleep. So, you do your best Oscar performance of cumming. He buys it, cums himself a minute later, and you sleep. Don’t deny it: everyone, women AND men, fakes… Continue reading FAKING!!!!!!