Dicks: the often talked about, never agreed upon subject among women everywhere. Get a group of ladies together, and length/girth will be discussed. I can’t speak for other women, but there are factors to consider when dick discourse is on the table. Previous incarnations of me include swinger, sex worker, and overall slut, so I have a few opinions. Many angles to cover on this very long and veiny subject, so I’m writing it out in a series. May whatever you consider holy, help you.